Langtry
The eccentric court that Bean runs in Langtry will eventually make the judge into a Wild West legend (long after his death, actor Walter Brennan will win his third Best Supporting Actor Oscar in 1940 for playing the judge opposite Gary Cooper in The Westerner, actor Victor Jory will be Bean in the 1969 film A Time For Dying, and Academy Award winning actor Paul Newman will play Bean in the 1972 comedy The Life And Times Of Judge Roy Bean ... and thus far on TV, he will be portrayed over the years by actors Edgar Buchanan, Frank Ferguson, Peter Whitney, Tom Skerritt, Billy Beck, Tommy Duggan, Andy Griffith, Brad Sullivan, and Ned Beatty). Among the strange moments for the Law West of the Pecos are (one of the first things Bean does upon accepting his appointment is to shoot up the saloon of a rival Jewish businessman):
*When an Irishman named Paddy O'Rourke is put on trial after killing a Chinese laborer, 200 of the man's angry friends threaten Bean with mayhem, so he consults his law book and can find no law within stating it is illegal to kill a Chinaman ... and presto, the crowd breaks up when Bean announces the case is dismissed.
*When new law books are sent to Bean, he uses them not to upgrade the jurisprudence he is offering, but instead uses the books as kindling for the stove in his saloon.
*When a Southern Pacific railroad worker falls to his death from the company's bridge over the Pecos River, Bean finds the death accidental, but fines the corpse the $40 he is carrying for also carrying a concealed revolver (which the judge of course confiscates and from then on uses as a gavel during court proceedings).
*When a train passenger stops at Bean's bar for a beer and pays his five cent tab with a $20 gold piece, Bean refuses to make change for the man and fines him instead ... $19.95 for contempt of court and the threat that the contempt fees will double if the passenger keeps protesting the decision ... which he doesn't, leaving town as soon as the train he came in on is ready to continue west.
*Though not legally allowed to grant divorces (the job of a district court), Bean does anyway, charging $10 for every parting he oversees.
*When a rival barkeep is found guilty of assault by a six-man jury and fined two dozen bottles of beer, Bean rules that the fine must be paid in Jersey Lilly beer.
*When a railroad contractor with some knowledge of the law comes to Bean's court and wins a case using the latest Texas statutes, Bean bans law books from being used henceforth during proceedings of his court.
*During quiet periods where no train tourists are in his bar, Bean often sits on the porch of his saloon shooting off a shotgun while yelling "cold beer" ... the bar usually fills up shortly afterwards.
*Like divorce, marriages are not a function of Bean's court, but for $5 he ties the knot for many couples anyway (also the town coroner, he charges a $10 burial fee for each body that comes his way) and ends each ceremony by stating, "... and may God have mercy on your souls."
*Owed money by a local restaurant owner who is late in paying, Bean sets up outside the door to the eating establishment at its busiest time, and charges everyone for their meals until the money he is owed, plus interest, is all paid.
*Fake hangings are often held by Bean to scare others into swiftly paying their fines, and horse theft charges are often remedied, after fines, by allowing the culprits to escape back to wherever they came from in the first place.
*Informed by a district attorney in Del Rio that he is not authorized to grant divorces, Bean gets the lawyer into a poker game. Down $230 to Bean, Bean is willing to forgive the debt if the attorney will never mention the matter of divorces again ... and he never does.
*A common fine in Bean's court is that the offender found guilty has to buy a round of drinks for the judge, jury, and anyone else in the Jersey Lilly.
*Popping $2 fines on drunk and disorderly miscreants from the weekend, the judge uses Mondays to clear his docket of pending cases, sending the guilty on their way with words warning them to get out of his bar and not to come back again.
*Bar patrons conned into contributions to help a crippled stranger, when it is discovered that the man's afflictions are a ruse, the miscreant is brought back to Bean's saloon, the money he gathered is confiscated and then he is splayed out on the joint's pool table, where the judge decides the culprit should have a real physical disability and threatens to cut off the man's legs with a rusty saw, but can't figure out where the cuts should take place ... so everyone takes a break to contemplate the matter over drinks, everyone but the former "cripple," who vacates the premise and is never seen in Langtry again.
*Discovering he'd been stiffed by an eastern tourist having beers while the train he is on takes on water at the town depot, Bean board's the train while it waits to leave town, puts a revolver in the face of the stranger, and demands the thirty-five cents he is owed ... which is handed over in the form of a dollar immediately (and just to show what a hale fellow he is, for once in his career as a judge, Bean gives the man back his correct change).
*Finding out in 1890 that financial speculator Jay Gould is touring the area, Bean stops the millionaire's train with a danger flag, then makes Gould and his daughter his guests in the Jersey Lilly for two hours of drinks and story telling about his life from the judge ... enough time to send the New York Stock Exchange into a brief panic when news is received that the missing Gould has perished in Texas train crash.
*Thinking to give himself and the citizens of Langtry some entertainment and some cash, in 1896, Bean organizes a heavyweight championship boxing match between 165-pound former English blacksmith, Bob Fitzsimmons, and Irish world champion, 180-pound Peter Maher for a payday of $15,000 (most of the money coming from swells and gamblers in El Paso). There is only one problem however, boxing is illegal in both nearby Mexico and in Texas. Undeterred though, Bean has the fight take place on a sandbar in the Rio Grande River, territory considered to be part of Mexico, but a part that Bean is sure the 200 Mexican soldiers assigned to the fight will not swim out to. Sandbar converted by forty men into a make-shift fight arena, before hundreds of boxing fans from all over America, a troop of 26 Texas Rangers (ready to arrest Bean if any fisticuffs take place in Texas, filmed for later showings around the nation (an early variant of pay-per-view events), on February 21st, in midnight blue trunks, Fitzsimmons, meets a black trunked Maher for the title, which the lighter man (Fitzsimmons still holds the record as the lightest heavyweight champion in boxing history) wins in the first round, knocking out Maher with a right hand at 1:35 of the match (both men wear five-ounce gloves). Not much of a fight, Bean is pleased anyway by besting the authorities of both Mexico and Texas, and because the cost of Langtry's food, whiskey, beer and "sporting" girls have all been marked up 100% while the region is hosting the event.
Bean In Front Of His Courthouse
Judge Bean
And as if Bean's bar and courtroom aren't crazy enough, the judge is also the owner of a pet black bear that depending on the source, is either named Bruno or Sarsaparilla (he is said to be won by the judge in a poker game). Trained by the judge himself, Bruno is able to catch and chug beers thrown to him (at first by the judge and later by bemused patrons of the bar), uncap the bottles with his teeth, and then down the suds in a single massive gulp. Kept on a chain long enough to allow Bruno to roam the bar and select places to pee, Bruno proves to be a lucrative business partner for Bean as folks are constantly buying the bear beers ... the judge pockets the money and Bruno is rarely if ever thirsty. And the bear is also used to convince drunks never to pass out in the bar again when the miscreants awake from their over-indulgence to discover the drooling ursine's claws and teeth only steps away, acting as if he has just found a source for his next meal (Bean keeps the bear just out of reach on it's chain, something that the terrified drunks never seem to discover). The bear and Bean finally part shortly after a new century has begun ... in one tale a disgruntled customer, a traveling salesman named Sam Betters (the man has fallen prey to Bean's no change policy, with the judge keeping another $20 gold piece; screaming at the magistrate as he runs to catch his train, the judge finds Betters in contempt of court, fines him $20, and declares the beer to have been on the house) who tricks Bean into believing the bear is dead when the men have drinks later in an El Paso bar and Betters convinces his drinking companion to have his dead pet stuffed, not knowing the bear is still alive, alive until Bean sends a telegram to a confederate in Langtry to send Bruno's carcass to a El Paso taxidermist immediately for stuffing, and afraid of disobeying a Bean order, Bruno is shot and skinned by the judge's man (Bean will be incensed for months and keeps an eye out for Betters for the rest of his life). In the other tale, on his deathbed, Bean bequeaths Bruno to Lillie Langtry, a gift Langtry isn't interested in at all when she is finally able to visit the town after Bean's death, but one that doesn't have to be dealt with when the bear breaks loose of the chain he is on, and after scattering a crowd of citizens, vaqueros, and cowboys, runs off into the desert (for years afterward, people will claim to hear the bear roaring in the night for a beer).
In 1885, the town of Langtry becomes part of Texas' newly formed Val Verde County, and a local well- digger wins the election for magistrate, beating Bean by a margin of 25 votes to 17. But Bean is reluctant to give up his gavel, and eventually the well-digger resigns and the judge is officially back in business until 1896. Feuding with the Torres family once more (the family owns most of the property in town and has tried to get rid of Bean for years, but Bean has taken advantage of a right-away law to build his bar and home on railroad property), rival saloon owner Jesus Torres is declared the winner of the 1896 election when it is determined that Bean has received more votes for judge than there are qualified voters, but as with the well-digger, Bean refuses to hand over his notary public seal or his law book and continues to judge cases. Eventually, the men come to a compromise and each man rules on cases on their side of Langtry's railroad tracks. Not content with the compromise, two years later when the men run against each other again, Bean keeps Torres voters from casting their ballots by chasing his opposition away from the town's polling place with a shotgun until the sheriff of Del Rio arrives on the scene and threatens to chain the judge to his pet bear if he keeps interfering in the election. Free to vote as it chooses, the town puts Torres in office for another term ... which Bean continues to ignore until he is legally elected once more in the magistrate contests of 1900 and 1902 (unbeknownst to those Langtry citizens not in need, the judge uses much of the fine money his court provides to help the poor of the region and insure that the local schoolhouse is stocked with firewood each winter).

Bean - Painting By Charles B. Wilson
Death finally comes calling for the judge on March 16, 1903. After a drinking binge in San Antonio (the judge is depressed that a modern electrical power station is being built for Langtry on the nearby Pecos River), Bean decides to accompany two Val Verde deputy sheriffs on a search of the region for a group of cattle rustlers, when during their hunt, the judge and his band find themselves suddenly assaulted by a sleet storm for which they are totally unprepared. Urging a return to Langtry which Bean denies, the men spend a freezing evening huddled together under their saddle blankets. In the morning, Bean is sick and delirious, babbling on and on about his boyhood in Kentucky. Arguments about how to proceed negated by Bean's fever, the judge is brought back to the Jersey Lilly and a doctor is wired for from the the town of Del Rio. Arriving on Monday in Langtry on the next westbound Southern Pacific train, Dr. Donald Taylor Atkinson (the 28-year-old will receive his medical degree from the Hospital College of Medicine in Lexington, Kentucky) will give Bean a shot of codeine and a dose of digitalis for his weakened heart, but it does little good and the judge passes away at 10:03 in the evening, slumped over his desk in the bar. He is 78-years-old.