Wednesday, January 21, 2015

ADIOS ALFALFA

1/21/1959 - Fame and then tragedy, the short life (only 31 at the time of his demise) of Carl Dean Switzer comes to a bloody end in Mission Hills, California, over an argument about $50.  So someone named Switzer died 56 years ago, why should you care about that?  The answer is that Switzer might have entertained you many times when you were young, for once upon a time, Switzer was known as Our Gang's (renamed the Little Rascals for TV) beloved cowlick goofus, Alfalfa.

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                                                     Switzer

On a Hollywood tour with his brother and parents while visiting relatives in California, Switzer is discovered at the tender age of only six when he starts an impromptu singing performance while having lunch in the studio of comedy producer Hal Roach (on hand for the show).  Impressed, the producer signs the child (and his older brother Harold) to a contract and in less than a year, Switzer as Alfalfa, is one of the stars of the long running series.  Five years of money and fame, the role comes to an end in 1940 when Switzer is only 12-years-old (full of himself, he is known for having a huge ego, an inclination for poorly received pranks, and a very bad temper).  

                                   
                                       Spanky, Darla, and Alfalfa

And then the scramble for finding work, acting or otherwise, begins.

                             
                                         Once Upon A Time

Augmenting the handful of acting roles that come his way (he is the Donna Reed scorned teenager that opens the floor over the hidden pool in It's A Wonderful Life, the Army brother of the two sisters in White Christmas, and appears very briefly in the Ten Commandments as a Hebrew slave), to make ends meet, Switzer as an adult also puts money in his pocket by trying his hand at farming, bar tending (and sampling the stock), breeding and training hunting dogs, and guiding hunting and fishing expeditions for Hollywood celebrities (among his clients are Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Henry Fonda, and James Stewart).  And he also manages to get himself into trouble ... his marriage to the heiress of a grain elevator empire, Diantha Collingwood, ends in 1957 after only three years (and one child), getting into his car outside a Studio City bar he is mysteriously shot in the upper right arm (the gunman is never caught) in 1958, and he is sentenced to one year of probation and fined $225 for cutting down 15 pine trees in the Sequoia national Forest.

                          
                                         The Adult Version

It all ends in 1959!

                   
                                                 Switzer

Insanity piled on insanity, Switzer's life finally unravels when he agrees to train a dog for Moses Samuel "Bud" Stiltz.  The pooch is lost chasing a bear during a training session with Switzer, who then offers a $35 reward if anyone can find the dog.  Days later the dog is indeed found and returned ... with Switzer giving the canine's savior the promised monetary reward, along with $15 in thank you drinks at a nearby bar ... $50 that Switzer stupidly believes should be payed back to him by Stiltz, though the dog was totally his responsibility during its hunting lessons.  Drunk and short on funds, several days later, with his friend, 37-year-old still unit photographer Jack Piott, Switzer goes to Stiltz's home for his money ... what he receives instead are a bullet to his groin and a DOA ambulance ride.

                                 
                                                      Carl

Justifiable homicide or murder, in Stiltz's version of the killing, Stiltz defends himself when Switzer comes at him with a switch blade knife and screams, "I'm going to kill you!"  Piott's take on the shooting is that Stiltz gets upset when the men argue, goes in his room and arms himself, then shoots an unarmed Switzer (and is about to kill Piott too, stopped only by the arrival of paramedics and police on the scene).  And in the tale Stiltz's stepson, Tom Corrigan, finally tells in 2001, pissed that he has been hit over the head with glass-domed clock during the money dispute, Stiltz grabs a pistol from his room and shots Switzer as the actor is walking out the front door (he also verifies that killing threats were then made to Piott).  Whatever happened (an unopened pen knife is found under Switzer's body), a coroner's jury finds the killing justified and Stiltz walks away from the shooting without even a slap to his wrists.

                       
                               Rest In Peace

Adios Alfalfa, Switzer is buried at Hollywood Memorial Park, but lives on in the enjoyment that is still received by new generations discovering the comedic antics of Our Gang.  

                    
                                               Our Gang

An Our Gang that also suffered much of the same bad luck (curse?) that seemed to have plagued Switzer during his brief life:

*Pete the Pup ... poisoned to death by an unknown assailant
*Wheezer (Robert Hutchins) ... dead at the age 19 in an airplane crash
                       
*Froggy (William Robert Laughlin) ... died at the age of 16 in a bicycle accident
                           
*Bonedust (Robert H. Young) ... dies in the hotel fire he starts by smoking in bed in 1951
*Dorothy (Dorothy Dandridge) ... commits suicide after going bankrupt due to an investment scheme gone wrong in 1965
*Slim (Harold Switzer) ... killed in 1967 like his brother after getting into a money dispute
*Scotty (Scotty Beckett) ... dies at the age of 38 in a California nursing home after being savagely beaten two days before ... the slugger is never found
                       
*Darla (Darla Hood) ... under "suspicious circumstances" that are never identified, dies of hepatitis in 1979
                           
*Breezy (Kendall McComas) ... forced to retire from his position at the China Lake U.S. Naval Weapons Center, commits suicide on his 65th birthday
*Mickey (Robert Blake) ... found not guilty of the murder of his wife, found guilty by a civil jury of being responsible for the death
                               
*Waldo (Darwood Kaye) ... killed while walking on the sidewalk by a hit-and-run driver
*Buckwheat (Billie Thomas) ... dead of a heart attack at the age of 49
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*Jay R (Jay R. Smith) ... stabbed to death and left in the desert by a homeless man he had befriended
*Chubby (Norman Chaney) ... dies of a glandular disease at the age of 21
*Speck (Donald Haines) ... killed in action at the age of 23 in North Africa during WWII
*Stymie (Matthew Beard, Jr.) ... after kicking heroin, dies at the age of 56 after suffering a stroke, falling down a flight of stairs that injury his head, and then going to the hospital for his wounds and catching a fatal case of pneumonia
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Saturday, January 3, 2015

A MYTH OF MURDER

12/30/1916 - Feed up, members of the Russian aristocracy decide to rid themselves of the mysterious peasant that they believe has brought misery to their country by having the ear of Tsarina Alexandra Feodorovna and giving her and her husband horrible advice on national and international matters ... a peasant named Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin.

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                                                      Rasputin

The fifth of nine children, born to a coach driver in the small Siberian village of Pokrovskoe in 1869, Rasputin never attends school, disturbs neighbors with his assortment of physical tics, and as an adult, becomes a monk and then a charismatic traveling holy man that has important visions that must be shared with his fellow Russians.  And one is a real doozy ... he must go to St. Petersburg and help the Tsarina and her sick son, Alexei.  Making his vision real, twice, praying for the boy at his bedside, Alexei escapes death from the rare blood disorder he was born with (no one is really sure how he gets better ... hypnosis is one guess that has been suggested), a disease doctors say they are powerless to do anything about ... and from then on Rasputin is golden with the Romanov Family.

                                    
                                      Tsarina, her kids, and Rasputin

Others, not amused that they have been replaced by Rasputin in the Tsarina's inner circle, almost immediately beginning plotting to remove a man they consider a lusty (despite being "holy," Rasputin enjoys a good shagging from time to time), stupid drunken dirty lying lout.  In 1916, with Russia being badly mauled by German forces during WWI, the animosity that 29-year-old Prince Felix Yusupov (married to Tsarina's niece), 47-year-old Grand Duke Dimitri Pavlovich (the Tsar's cousin), Dr. Stanislaus de Lazovert, Duma member Vladimir Purishkevich, and Lt. Sergei Mikhailovich Sukhotin feel for the man finally boils over into murder.
                   
                    
                             Prince Yusupov

Trying to escape the wrath of the Tsarina when their crime is discovered, the conspirators create a tale in which they save Russia from a human monster ... a monster that is doesn't die despite being poisoned with tea and petits fours laced with cyanide, beaten, shot multiple times, and when those methods prove unsuccessful, drowned in the frigid waters of the Malaya Nevka River.  The reality of the killing though is somewhat different.

                    
                                           Rasputin - 1915

Lured to the Yusupov Palace with intimations of a wild evening with Yusupov's wife, Princess Irina, and two Russian actresses, Marianne Pistohlkors and Vera Karalli, sometime after his arrival, Rasputin is hit by a variety of different caliber bullets (the shooters are never fully identified, though Yusupov later confesses to the crime) ... one enters his chest and holes his stomach and liver, another round enters his back and tears into his kidney, and a third hit at point-blank range that blasts through his forehead and into his brain.  All three shots are fatal hits, with death being instantaneous from the lead Webley revolver slug that penetrates his skull (rumors persist to this day that the head wound comes by way of British operatives assisting in Rasputin's removal so that the Tsarina and Tsar will stop hearing his advice that Russia should quit fighting the Germans).

                  
                                               After

Body removal butchered (a size 10 rubber boot of Rasputin's that falls off his body when he is thrown into an ice hole starts searchers looking around a bridge over the Malaya Nevka River), Rasputin's corpse is soon found (an autopsy establishes that no poison is in Rasputin's body and his lungs are free of water ... death came from his being shot and nothing more), with lots of clues that lead back to the perpetrators of the crime.  Embarrassed at who the killers turn out to be, instead of a trial, to hush things up, the Tsar exiles Pavlovich and Yusupov, and has authorities close the case (extremely peeved, the Tsarina wants both men shot immediately).

                       
                                              After

Yusupov lives to the ripe old age of 80 and dies in Paris in 1967, Pavlovich dies at 50 in Switzerland in 1952, and Purishkevich dies of typhus in 1920 at the age of 50.  The other conspirators escape the wrath of the royal family and fade from history.

                       
                                The Yusupovs in exile

As for Rasputin, his body is first buried in a zinc coffin near the royal palace on the grounds of an admirer, Fraulein Anna Vyrubova, in a ceremony attended by the Imperial couple, their daughters, and a handful of his friends.  But there will be no rest-in-peace for the former self-proclaimed holy man.  A symbol of all that was wrong with Russia to the country's revolutionaries, in 1917 Rasputin's body is dug up, placed in the packing case for a piano, driven out of town, placed in a snowy field, and burnt to ashes ... or, it is taken to the St. Petersburg State Polytechnical University, zinc coffin and all, and cremated entirely in a cauldren of the school's boiler room; gone in a goodbye of mysteries ... a fitting farewell for both the man and his many myths.


                                         Rasputin


Thursday, November 13, 2014

KILLING MOM ... AND MORE

11/13/1955 - The mystery of what destroyed United Air Lines Flight 629, a DC-6B out of Denver's Stapleton Air Field that crashes 11 minutes after takeoff (the flight leaves, bound for Portland, Oregon, at 6:52 in the evening) into a sugar beat farm near the town of Longmont, killing all 44 people aboard (39 passengers, including an infant, and 5 crew members) is sadly solved, with the culprit being greed turned murderous!
        In Jack Gilbert Graham airplane bombing, the tail of the plane was discovered on a Colorado farm
                                                        Crash Site
Rocket science or Sherlock Holmes not necessary, combing the crash site for clues, it quickly becomes apparent that the plane has been brought down by an explosive device ... an explosive device that is tracked back to jerkwad, Jack Gilbert Graham ... a Colorado resident with gambling debts that bought over $30,000 in life insurance on his mom, Daisy King, at the airport terminal only minutes before the flight goes down in flames.

                                       
                                                        Daisy

            Wreckage from Jack Gilbert Graham airplane bombing
                        Humpty-Dumpty Time For Investigators

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                                                      Jerkwad

Using pieces of luggage and other forensic clues, on 11/13 the FBI shows up with a search warrant at Graham's home, and quickly find bomb making materials that match the explosive device that brought down the plane ... and in checking their suspect's history, discover that Graham has made an insurance profit before ... profiting from a truck being destroyed when it "accidentally" stalled on a railroad track and was hit by a train, along with a payout for "vandals" attacking the restaurant (a gas line is disconnected and blows) his mother owned.  Confronted with a mounting horde of evidence, at first Graham claims he did nothing beyond giving his mother an early Christmas gift of a tool kit ... but then, as the pressure mounts, he finally confesses to putting a small bomb with a timing device in his mother's luggage ... killing her, and the other passengers for the insurance money.

                     
                                                     In Custody

                                   
                                                   On Trial

Handcuffs, bars, and then a feeble failed suicide attempt (by way of a noose made of socks to help with his insanity plea), Graham goes on trial in February of 1956 ... immediately dropping his insanity plea, recanting his signed confession (the infamous police coercion strikes again!), the murderer pleads not guilty in a trial that will be the first of its kind as television is allowed to locally telecast the unfolding drama.  The prosecution makes its case though through the testimony of 80 different witnesses and 174 exhibits, while the defense counters with only 8 witnesses of their own.  Slam dunk, on May, 15, 1956, the Colorado jury hearing the case takes only 69 minutes to find Graham guilty of murder and sentence him to death.

                          
                            Guilty ... And Crazy Too! 

Sent to the Colorado State Penitentiary at Canon City, after a series of motions by his attorneys are denied, Graham is gassed on January, 11, 1957.  He is only 24 years old when he goes to Hell and an entire state sighs good riddance!
  


Friday, August 29, 2014

A BULLET BREAKFAST AT RANSOM'S SALOON

9/1/1893 - Everyone, even the most pinheaded of dolts (you know who you are!), seems to have heard of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, the Clantons, and the thirty second long Gunfight at the O.K. Corral (though it should have actually been called the shootout next to Fly's Photographic Studio), but few now know of a far bigger bullet brawl, lasting several hours (and with more casualties), between outlaws and lawmen that took place on this day in the Oklahoma Territory at the town of Ingalls.

                              
                                      Downtown Ingalls - Present Day

A ghost town now, in the 1890s Ingalls was a thriving town of 150 citizens four miles west of the territorial line, eleven miles east of the city of Stillwater, and thirty-five miles northeast of the territorial capitol at Guthrie, featuring a grocery store, two blacksmith shops, a livery, two drug stores, five doctors, a harness and saddle shop, a general store, a dry goods store, a shoe shop, two restaurants, a post office, a feed store, a cotton gin, a grist mill, two saloons, various homes and other buildings, a small two-story hotel ... and a pack of desperadoes that call the city home.  

                              
                                                       Doolin

Close to the Turkey Track and Bar X Bar ranches where the cowboys that will become the outlaw members of the Dalton and Doolin-Dalton gangs work, liking the money the men always spend freely when in town (and that all their crimes are committed elsewhere), Ingalls ignores it when the boys go bad and make the town their base of operations between jobs ... ignores it at least until U.S. Marshals show up to put an end to the gang.

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                                  U.S. Marshal Evett Dumas Nix

Receiving information that the bandits of the Doolin-Dalton Gang frequent the town regularly, U.S. Marshal Ed Nix sends two deputies, masquerading as surveyors (the great Oklahoma Land Rush is to take place nearby, on September 16th) to Ingalls to investigate ... a job they pull off so well that the outlaws play poker with the men several times (only Dynamite Dick is suspicious of the pair).  Good info, Nix, based in Guthrie, then puts together a plan to destroy the gang once and for all ... hidden from view in two covered wagons that appear to be getting ready for the coming land rush, the marshal sends a small army of thirteen lawmen to the town for a showdown with the bandits (the lead wagon contains Bat Masterson's brother, Jim, W.C. Roberts, Henry Kelly, Hi Thompson, George Cox. H.A. Janson, and Lafe Shadley, the second holds Dick Speed, John Hixon, Thomas Hueston, Ike Steel, Red Lucas, and J.S. Burke ... all excellent shots ... all will not live out the day).  Surprise, more men and firepower, the odds seem good that the Doolin-Dalton Gang is going down ... but the fly in the ointment that can't be planned for is that Bittercreek Newcomb will have a very horny morning. 

                        
                                                    Bittercreek

As they commonly do, and as the marshals begin to move into town, the Doolin-Dalton Gang, consisting of Bill Doolin, Bill Dalton, Bittercreek Newcomb, Arkansas Tom, Tulsa Jack Blake, Dynamite Dick Clifton, and Red Buck Waightman, ride into Ingalls in the morning, park their horses and immediately head for the place in town where they spend most of their time ... Ransom's Saloon.  Feeling under the weather, Arkansas Tom gets an upstairs room at the Pierce O.K Hotel and immediately goes to bed.  At the saloon, served by two bartenders (also in the establishment are two patrons, one, the local town drunk, already passed out in a corner), the gang has a round of drinks and then settles into a friendly game of poker, less Bittercreek, who has love making on his mind.  It is a little after 9:00 in the morning.

                                   
                                      U.S. Deputy Marshal Speed

Still in the process of moving into positions about town, 25-year-old Deputy Marshal Speed sees an armed man leave the saloon, go to the next door livery, mount his horse, and begin to ride down the street ... it is Bittercreek Newcomb, on his way to visit his girlfriend, Sadie Conley, for some nookie.  Recognizing Newcomb, and believing the outlaw has discovered the lawmen and is now in the process of fleeing, Speed takes aim at with his Winchester and fires the first round of the Battle of Ingalls.  A shot aimed with deadly intentions, the bullet hits the rifle the outlaw is holding and splits in two; one piece of lead damaging the outlaw's gun and the other burying itself near Newcomb's right groin and clipping off the end of his spinal column.  Hurt badly, Newcomb responds by doing what he is best known for ... drawing and firing his weapon with rattlesnake quickness and deadly accuracy.  Shifting his Winchester to his left hand, Newcomb draws with his right and sends two bullets towards Speed, who has stepped into the street, fully exposing himself so he can finish off the wounded badman ... instead, it is Speed who is finished as one of Newcomb's .45 caliber bullets smashes into the lawman's left breast and blows out his back.  The first death of the day, it will not be the last.  Not waiting around to see the results of his return fire, or to give someone else the chance to take another potshot at him, Newcomb reverses direction on his horse, Old Ben,  gallops through the livery barn while reeling in his saddle as if drunk, and exits southwest from town down a narrow draw behind the saloon (sent on his way by marshals throwing more lead at him, Newcomb will almost die from his wound, but stitched up, is back in the saddle for more robbery and killing by January of 1894).  

                                    
                                   Site of the shootout - Ransom's on left, livery
                                   next, and then the hotel

Warned by the popping sound of Speed's and Newcomb's bullets, the gang rushes outside and begins firing at the lawmen, but all are soon forced back into the saloon by the intensity of the firepower being directed their way.  "You are surrounded Doolin.  Come out and give yourself up," Hixon yells during a lull in the fighting.  "Go to Hell," is the reply of the outlaws and the bullets begin flying again (afterwards, 255 bullet holes will be found in the saloon).  Not reconciled to being trapped and arrested, the gang comes out of the saloon once more, and with weapons firing in every direction to cover the action, make their way into the barn where their horses are tied, intent on escape (covering for each other, the men run into the barn in three separate movements, Doolin goes first, then come Red Buck and Bill Dalton, and finally Tulsa Jack and Arkansas Dick) ... and in a miracle of sorts, all make it into the livery without a single scratch among them (the lawmen are all expert marksmen, but hampering their efforts, some have been at the whiskey they have brought along from Guthrie).

                        
                                    Exiting Ingalls

Not positioned correctly to cover the gang's shift to the livery stable, or set up for a war based on the outlaws being alerted by Speed and Newcomb shooting at each other (another posse of eleven more men is on its way to Ingalls from the town of Stillwater), the lawmen are forced to change positions to continue their attack ... and in the open, exposed, the consequences will be deadly.  To cover the front door of the barn, Deputy Hueston moves out from behind his position near the town's grocery store ... and is immediately targeted by the now wide awake Arkansas Tom from the second floor of the hotel (an unexpected problem, the lawmen must also adjust their positions to account for this second site of belligerent gunfire).  Shot twice, in the stomach and bowels, Hueston is 38 years old when he dies in Ingalls.

                                                  Deputy Marshal Thomas J. Hueston | United States Department of Justice - United States Marshals Service, U.S. Government
                                                       Hueston

Inside the barn, Doolin and Dynamite Dick saddle and bridle the gang's horses while the others continue to throw lead at various lawmen targets ... then all five men are up on their horses and out of the barn.  The plan is for all of them to leave by the back door of the barn, following the path out of town that Newcomb had already blazed ... Dynamite Dick and Doolin stick to the plan and achieve a safe exit from Ingalls.  In the confusion of noise, smoke, and bullets flying about though, the remaining three outlaws ride out the front door and into more death.  Dalton, is in the lead, and draws immediate fire ... Deputy Marshal Hixon hits the outlaw's mount in the jaw, then 75 yards later the horse is brought down with a broken leg by a bullet from the rifle of Deputy Marshal Shadley.  Abandoning his favorite ride, Dalton runs south a short distance, where he finds Red Buck and Tulsa Jack stopped from escaping by a wire fence ... a wire fence in need of quick cutting ... by way of the set of wire cutters Dalton's dying horse is carrying.  And so it is that Dalton returns to his horse, grabs the clippers, puts the beast out of its misery, and before returning to his companions, kills Shadley.

                                  
                                                  Shadley

Wounded by the hotel sniping of Arkansas Tom, Shadley is seeking the medical assistance of the town's Dr. Selph, when Dalton spots him coming around the corner of a house, and firing his Winchester from the hip, dumps the lawman into the street with well placed rounds to his chest and stomach.  Then it is back to his friends at the fence, and impediment cut open, with Dalton mounted behind Red Buck, the bandits gallop out of town.  After roughly 30 minutes of gunfire, only Arkansas Tom is left for the lawmen to deal with.

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                                            Bill Dalton

Continuing to fire on targets of opportunity from the surrounded hotel, it takes until 2:00 in the afternoon for the killer to be convinced that surrender is his only viable option if continued survival is the end goal ... convinced by the arrival in town of the Stillwater posse, pleas from the hotel's owners to end the destruction of their establishment, the continuing fusillade being sent his way from the street below, and Deputy Marshal Hixon threatening to dynamite him out of the building.  Arrested finally, Arkansas Tom will be sentenced to 50 years behind bars for his various crimes ... paroled in 1910, he will run a restaurant for two years, go to Hollywood to star in a movie about his own life, but fall back in to his old ways, robbing a bank in Neosho, Missouri, in 1917, going back to prison, and eventually get himself killed in 1924 trying to best one more lawman in a gunfight at the age of 54. 

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                                              Arkansas Tom

And what of the citizens of Ingalls that harbored the gang, how did they fare in the battle ... not too well, not too well at all.  Along with numerous near misses and close calls, snoozing on a pool table when the slug exchange begins, saloon owner George Ransom is shot in leg, bartender Murray is wounded in the side and leg, saloon patron N.A. Walker is mortally wounded when he runs into the street, and mistaken for an outlaw, receives a Winchester round through his liver, a student visiting the town from Kansas, 14-year-old Dal Simmons also makes the mistake of running out into the street in a dash for better cover and is killed, and one of the local doctors' sons, 14-year-old Frank Briggs, takes an outlaw bullet to the shoulder when he exposes himself to take at the bandits vacating the city limits.  And along with Dalton's steed going down, another horse tied to the post office hitching rail is hit by a stray bullet and dies kicking in the street ... and ready for the pot ahead of plan, a chicken has its head blown off by a random round.  Additionally, eight residents are arrested on harboring charges for being too friendly to the outlaws.

                            
                             The Battle of Ingalls

It is a very bad day for Ingalls, but even in the death and destruction a few citizens get a giggle into their day.  Discovering the town drunk, Joe Chambers, has slept through the whole battle in the saloon, a joker grabs the guts of the dead chicken in the street, places the remains in Chambers' pocket, and then wakes up the intoxicated old man ... who of course thinks he's been gut shot when he comes to his senses, is told of the battle, and makes the horrifying discovery that he is covered in blood and entrails.  A big HA-HA, it is said that Chambers never takes another drop of whiskey for the rest of his life.

                                     
                                                Dead or Alive

Final tally of the battle, three lawmen and two citizens dead, and three citizens wounded netting one captured bandit, but what appears to be an outlaw victory is really a defeat ... their home base is rendered no longer safe (and eventually costing the town its life, the railroad coming through the area deems the settlement too dangerous and bypasses the community) and law enforcement officers throughout the territory now ride with revenge in their hearts for their fallen comrades ... a vendetta that will see every one of the gang die a bullet violent death.

               
                                                        Tulsa Jack