1/30/1835 - They certainly don't make presidents like Andrew Jackson anymore!
Jackson by Tomas Sully - 1824
Taking time off from his many presidential duties, on a damp and misty Washington D.C. day, Jackson travels to the Capitol Building to attend the funeral of 41-year-old South Carolina congressman Warren R. Davis ... and almost becomes a corpse himself when he encounters a madman upon leaving the event.
Assassination Attempt
After stalking Jackson for days, waiting outside the East Portico for the president is a 35-year-old unemployed house painter from England named Richard Lawrence ... an armed maniac that believes all his problems will vanish if he kills Jackson. And he has lots of problems. Coming to America with his family at the age of 12, Lawrence seems normal until 1832, when he suddenly undergoes a change (some historians believe his unhinged mental state is a result of breathing in too much lead based paint fumes) ... vanishing from his family for months on end, claiming "unknown" individuals were out to "get" him, declaring himself to be King Richard III of England (the "My Kingdom for a horse!" royal that Shakespeare makes infamous in his play ... dead at the Battle of Bosworth Field in 1485!) and owed money by the United States government, threatening to kill a maid he believes has laughed at him, wearing flamboyant outfits that he changes three or four times a day, threatening to hit his sister over the head with a paperweight because he thinks she has been gossiping about him, standing in the doorway of his home looking out at the street for hours on end, having extended crying, laughing, and cursing fits, along with imaginary nonsensical conversations with himself, and sitting in his paint shop muttering to himself about the things he'd like to do to the president. Big time nuts, the day before his moment in history, the madness finally overcomes Lawrence ... decision made, assassination on, he smiles and states as he leaves his shop, "I'll be damned if I don't do it."
Jackson
And do it, he does!
Take That!
Not liking the shot he has as Jackson enters the Capitol, Lawrence positions himself near a large Greek pillar, in a spot he knows the president will pass on his exit from the funeral. And he is right ... after paying his respects and walking past the congressman's casket, Jackson walks right by Lawrence, giving the assassin an almost point-blank target. Seizing the opportunity he has been waiting for, Lawrence pulls a small percussion cap pistol from his pocket and fires at the president's back. BAM ... but no bullet comes out of the gun! Not fazed in the least as he has prepared for just such an event by bringing two guns to the offing, Lawrence draws and fires his back-up weapon with the same result ... POP ... but no bullet (after, the guns and powder are checked and work perfectly fine and it is believed the dampness of the day might have caused the guns to fail to fire ... others believe it is an act of Providence ... whatever the cause, the Smithsonian will one day give odds of 1 in 125,000 of both pistols failing to shoot).
Scene at the Capitol
Two chances is all he gets though because his intended victim is a man very well acquainted with violence and its many applications. Jackson, 67-years-young, bearing scars on his left hand and head from where a British officer slashed him with a saber for refusing to shine the soldier's boots, carrying a duelist's bullet in his chest since 1806 (at odds over a horse race bet and insults to his wife, Jackson lets plantation owner and rival horse breeder Charles Dickinson fire first ... hit, the future president puts his hand over the wound to staunch the blood, fights through the pain of a hole and two broken ribs only two inches away from his heart, takes careful aim, and from 24 feet away, puts a round in Dickinson's chest that proves fatal), the victor over the British at the Battle of New Orleans, the victor over the "Red Stick" Creek Indians of Alabama and Georgia at the Battle of Horseshoe Bend, the man who whose attacks against the Seminoles in Florida forces Spain to cede the territory to the United States, reacts instantly to the attempt on his life.
Jackson
Pivoting, Jackson races at Lawrence, and when the second shot of the assassin fails, gives an up-close-and personal display of how he earned the nickname, Old Hickory ... beating his would-be killer about the head and shoulder with the hickory cane he always carries. It is a demonstration of Jackson's violent temper that might have proved fatal had not another mourner at the funeral intervened to pull the president off Lawrence ... a bear of a man himself, the 12th District of Tennessee's representative in the U.S. House, Mr. David "Davey" Stern Crockett! The attempt on Jackson's life is the first against a sitting United States president ... sadly, it will not be the last.
Crockett
Saved to stand trial, Lawrence goes before a judge and jury at the District of Columbia City Hall on 4/11/1835, and quickly becomes evident he is not playing with a full deck. Only a day in the dock, Lawrence, dressed in a shooting jacket and posh cravat, refuses to acknowledge the court's authority, makes wild rants, calls himself Richard III, declares Jackson killed his father, and insults the jury. NUTS ... the jury takes only five minutes to render a verdict of "not guilty by the reason of insanity." Oh, and the prosecutor who goes after Lawrence is yet another famous someone ... attorney Francis Scott Key, the part-time poet that in 1814 wrote the Star Spangled Banner while watching as the British attacked Baltimore's Fort McHenry during the War of 1812.
Francis Scott Key
Confined for the rest of his life in a number of institutions, Lawrence is finally sent to the newly opened Government House for the Insane in 1855, perishing there in 1861 at the age of 61.
And Jackson? He goes on making more history ... so much so that he becomes the face that now graces the $20 bill, dying at the age of 78 in Nashville, Tennessee, in 1845 as a result of tuberculosis, dropsy (an abnormal accumulation of fluids beneath the skin and in the cavities of the body), and heart failure.
At the End - 1845
Friday, January 30, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
ZERELDA LOSES HER ARM
1/26/1875 - Not that a psychopath needs a triggering event to get itchy to kill, or that the fighting in the American Civil War wasn't enough in and of itself to mess up a person for life ... nonetheless, on this day Jesse James' war on the authorities becomes personal with the death of his half brother, eight-year-old Archie Samuels, and the maiming of his fifty-year-old mother, Zerelda Elizabeth Cole James Simms Samuel (she got hitched a few times!) at the hands of Pinkerton agents.
Jesse Woodson James - Circa 1882
Hired by the Adams Express Company to put an end to the depredations of the Younger-James Gang after its success bringing the train robbing outlaw Reno Brothers to justice, the Pinkerton Detective Agency of Alan Pinkerton sends a number of agents secretly into Missouri ... with disastrous results.
Alan Pinkerton
Sticking out like a sore thumb among the local residents, agent Joseph Whicher tries to talk his way into a job on the Samuel Farm, but only draws negative attention to himself when he stumbles verbally discussing local horse flesh ... one chance only, unknown riders (thought to be the James Brothers) soon kidnap and murder the poorly masquerading agent. Soon afterwards, two more agents, Captain Louis J. Lull and Captain John Boyle, actually do run into the prey they are hunting ... encountering Jim and John Younger on a country road outside the village of Roscoe, Missouri.
John Younger - 22 - 1875
On there way to see friends in Roscoe, the Younger's instantly suspect Lull and Boyle (they are accompanied by local Deputy Sheriff Edward Daniels) of being Pinkertons after the men stop the outlaws and ask them directions to a nearby farm. Tables turned with guns suddenly drawn (Boyle puts spurs to his horse and takes off for town), blood is drawn when Lull pulls out a hidden gun and shoots John Younger in the neck. Gunfire answered, John rides down the fleeing Lull, kills him with a round through his chest, and then returns to his brother (who has shot to death Daniels), falls off his horse and dies.
Jim Younger - 27 - 1875
Reacting to the deaths of his men, seething in Chicago, Allan Pinkerton sends even more agents into Missouri, determined to be done with the Jame and Younger boys once and for all.
Not Happy Campers
Receiving bad information that the James Brothers are hiding out in their mother's farmhouse (they are actually miles away), on the moonless night of the 26th, over a dozen Pinkerton agents and members of local law enforcement surround the structure. Calling out for the brothers to surrender, when no response is forthcoming, but the lights inside are dimmed, one agent hurls an incendiary device covered in cloth and soaked in oil through a window and into the home. Reacting to the flaming device, Archie Samuel kicks the sputtering object into the fire place ... where it explodes a second later, sending a wrath of shrapnel and flame through the home. In the explosion, Zerelda has her right arm destroyed (later that night it will be amputated), Archie has his chest crushed and dies, and the kitchen is ignited when kerosene stored in the pantry bursts into flames.
Zerelda
Already a killer, Jesse is a man livid for revenge. At first hearing the news, Frank has to stop his brother from riding into town and killing the first lawman he sees. Instead, he calms Jesse down and puts a focus to his brother's rage ... and in April, "unknown" gunmen kill neighboring farmer Daniel Askew, a former Union militiaman thought to have lent his spread out to the Pinkertons to use as a base. Not enough, Jesse next wants to go to Chicago to kill Pinkerton himself.
Jesse & Frank - 1872
Too dangerous, Jesse instead is convinced by Minnesota native and gang member Bill Chadwell that easier revenge is available ... along with a big fat payday ... the gang only needs to ride north to take down the First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota (said to be owned by former Civil War general Adelbert Ames and his father-in-law, Union general and commander of New Orleans, Benjamin Butler). A grievous mistake, in September of 1876, the citizens of Northfield will show Jesse that he has come to the wrong locale for payback.
Bad Idea Bill
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
ADIOS ALFALFA
1/21/1959 - Fame and then tragedy, the short life (only 31 at the time of his demise) of Carl Dean Switzer comes to a bloody end in Mission Hills, California, over an argument about $50. So someone named Switzer died 56 years ago, why should you care about that? The answer is that Switzer might have entertained you many times when you were young, for once upon a time, Switzer was known as Our Gang's (renamed the Little Rascals for TV) beloved cowlick goofus, Alfalfa.
Switzer
On a Hollywood tour with his brother and parents while visiting relatives in California, Switzer is discovered at the tender age of only six when he starts an impromptu singing performance while having lunch in the studio of comedy producer Hal Roach (on hand for the show). Impressed, the producer signs the child (and his older brother Harold) to a contract and in less than a year, Switzer as Alfalfa, is one of the stars of the long running series. Five years of money and fame, the role comes to an end in 1940 when Switzer is only 12-years-old (full of himself, he is known for having a huge ego, an inclination for poorly received pranks, and a very bad temper).
Spanky, Darla, and Alfalfa
And then the scramble for finding work, acting or otherwise, begins.
Once Upon A Time
Augmenting the handful of acting roles that come his way (he is the Donna Reed scorned teenager that opens the floor over the hidden pool in It's A Wonderful Life, the Army brother of the two sisters in White Christmas, and appears very briefly in the Ten Commandments as a Hebrew slave), to make ends meet, Switzer as an adult also puts money in his pocket by trying his hand at farming, bar tending (and sampling the stock), breeding and training hunting dogs, and guiding hunting and fishing expeditions for Hollywood celebrities (among his clients are Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Henry Fonda, and James Stewart). And he also manages to get himself into trouble ... his marriage to the heiress of a grain elevator empire, Diantha Collingwood, ends in 1957 after only three years (and one child), getting into his car outside a Studio City bar he is mysteriously shot in the upper right arm (the gunman is never caught) in 1958, and he is sentenced to one year of probation and fined $225 for cutting down 15 pine trees in the Sequoia national Forest.
The Adult Version
It all ends in 1959!
Switzer
Insanity piled on insanity, Switzer's life finally unravels when he agrees to train a dog for Moses Samuel "Bud" Stiltz. The pooch is lost chasing a bear during a training session with Switzer, who then offers a $35 reward if anyone can find the dog. Days later the dog is indeed found and returned ... with Switzer giving the canine's savior the promised monetary reward, along with $15 in thank you drinks at a nearby bar ... $50 that Switzer stupidly believes should be payed back to him by Stiltz, though the dog was totally his responsibility during its hunting lessons. Drunk and short on funds, several days later, with his friend, 37-year-old still unit photographer Jack Piott, Switzer goes to Stiltz's home for his money ... what he receives instead are a bullet to his groin and a DOA ambulance ride.
Carl
Justifiable homicide or murder, in Stiltz's version of the killing, Stiltz defends himself when Switzer comes at him with a switch blade knife and screams, "I'm going to kill you!" Piott's take on the shooting is that Stiltz gets upset when the men argue, goes in his room and arms himself, then shoots an unarmed Switzer (and is about to kill Piott too, stopped only by the arrival of paramedics and police on the scene). And in the tale Stiltz's stepson, Tom Corrigan, finally tells in 2001, pissed that he has been hit over the head with glass-domed clock during the money dispute, Stiltz grabs a pistol from his room and shots Switzer as the actor is walking out the front door (he also verifies that killing threats were then made to Piott). Whatever happened (an unopened pen knife is found under Switzer's body), a coroner's jury finds the killing justified and Stiltz walks away from the shooting without even a slap to his wrists.
Rest In Peace
Adios Alfalfa, Switzer is buried at Hollywood Memorial Park, but lives on in the enjoyment that is still received by new generations discovering the comedic antics of Our Gang.
Our Gang
An Our Gang that also suffered much of the same bad luck (curse?) that seemed to have plagued Switzer during his brief life:
*Pete the Pup ... poisoned to death by an unknown assailant
*Wheezer (Robert Hutchins) ... dead at the age 19 in an airplane crash
*Froggy (William Robert Laughlin) ... died at the age of 16 in a bicycle accident
*Bonedust (Robert H. Young) ... dies in the hotel fire he starts by smoking in bed in 1951
*Dorothy (Dorothy Dandridge) ... commits suicide after going bankrupt due to an investment scheme gone wrong in 1965
*Slim (Harold Switzer) ... killed in 1967 like his brother after getting into a money dispute
*Scotty (Scotty Beckett) ... dies at the age of 38 in a California nursing home after being savagely beaten two days before ... the slugger is never found
*Darla (Darla Hood) ... under "suspicious circumstances" that are never identified, dies of hepatitis in 1979
*Breezy (Kendall McComas) ... forced to retire from his position at the China Lake U.S. Naval Weapons Center, commits suicide on his 65th birthday
*Mickey (Robert Blake) ... found not guilty of the murder of his wife, found guilty by a civil jury of being responsible for the death
*Waldo (Darwood Kaye) ... killed while walking on the sidewalk by a hit-and-run driver
*Buckwheat (Billie Thomas) ... dead of a heart attack at the age of 49
*Jay R (Jay R. Smith) ... stabbed to death and left in the desert by a homeless man he had befriended
*Chubby (Norman Chaney) ... dies of a glandular disease at the age of 21
*Speck (Donald Haines) ... killed in action at the age of 23 in North Africa during WWII
*Stymie (Matthew Beard, Jr.) ... after kicking heroin, dies at the age of 56 after suffering a stroke, falling down a flight of stairs that injury his head, and then going to the hospital for his wounds and catching a fatal case of pneumonia
Switzer
On a Hollywood tour with his brother and parents while visiting relatives in California, Switzer is discovered at the tender age of only six when he starts an impromptu singing performance while having lunch in the studio of comedy producer Hal Roach (on hand for the show). Impressed, the producer signs the child (and his older brother Harold) to a contract and in less than a year, Switzer as Alfalfa, is one of the stars of the long running series. Five years of money and fame, the role comes to an end in 1940 when Switzer is only 12-years-old (full of himself, he is known for having a huge ego, an inclination for poorly received pranks, and a very bad temper).
Spanky, Darla, and Alfalfa
And then the scramble for finding work, acting or otherwise, begins.
Once Upon A Time
Augmenting the handful of acting roles that come his way (he is the Donna Reed scorned teenager that opens the floor over the hidden pool in It's A Wonderful Life, the Army brother of the two sisters in White Christmas, and appears very briefly in the Ten Commandments as a Hebrew slave), to make ends meet, Switzer as an adult also puts money in his pocket by trying his hand at farming, bar tending (and sampling the stock), breeding and training hunting dogs, and guiding hunting and fishing expeditions for Hollywood celebrities (among his clients are Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Henry Fonda, and James Stewart). And he also manages to get himself into trouble ... his marriage to the heiress of a grain elevator empire, Diantha Collingwood, ends in 1957 after only three years (and one child), getting into his car outside a Studio City bar he is mysteriously shot in the upper right arm (the gunman is never caught) in 1958, and he is sentenced to one year of probation and fined $225 for cutting down 15 pine trees in the Sequoia national Forest.
The Adult Version
It all ends in 1959!
Switzer
Insanity piled on insanity, Switzer's life finally unravels when he agrees to train a dog for Moses Samuel "Bud" Stiltz. The pooch is lost chasing a bear during a training session with Switzer, who then offers a $35 reward if anyone can find the dog. Days later the dog is indeed found and returned ... with Switzer giving the canine's savior the promised monetary reward, along with $15 in thank you drinks at a nearby bar ... $50 that Switzer stupidly believes should be payed back to him by Stiltz, though the dog was totally his responsibility during its hunting lessons. Drunk and short on funds, several days later, with his friend, 37-year-old still unit photographer Jack Piott, Switzer goes to Stiltz's home for his money ... what he receives instead are a bullet to his groin and a DOA ambulance ride.
Carl
Justifiable homicide or murder, in Stiltz's version of the killing, Stiltz defends himself when Switzer comes at him with a switch blade knife and screams, "I'm going to kill you!" Piott's take on the shooting is that Stiltz gets upset when the men argue, goes in his room and arms himself, then shoots an unarmed Switzer (and is about to kill Piott too, stopped only by the arrival of paramedics and police on the scene). And in the tale Stiltz's stepson, Tom Corrigan, finally tells in 2001, pissed that he has been hit over the head with glass-domed clock during the money dispute, Stiltz grabs a pistol from his room and shots Switzer as the actor is walking out the front door (he also verifies that killing threats were then made to Piott). Whatever happened (an unopened pen knife is found under Switzer's body), a coroner's jury finds the killing justified and Stiltz walks away from the shooting without even a slap to his wrists.
Rest In Peace
Adios Alfalfa, Switzer is buried at Hollywood Memorial Park, but lives on in the enjoyment that is still received by new generations discovering the comedic antics of Our Gang.
Our Gang
An Our Gang that also suffered much of the same bad luck (curse?) that seemed to have plagued Switzer during his brief life:
*Pete the Pup ... poisoned to death by an unknown assailant
*Wheezer (Robert Hutchins) ... dead at the age 19 in an airplane crash
*Froggy (William Robert Laughlin) ... died at the age of 16 in a bicycle accident
*Bonedust (Robert H. Young) ... dies in the hotel fire he starts by smoking in bed in 1951
*Dorothy (Dorothy Dandridge) ... commits suicide after going bankrupt due to an investment scheme gone wrong in 1965
*Slim (Harold Switzer) ... killed in 1967 like his brother after getting into a money dispute
*Scotty (Scotty Beckett) ... dies at the age of 38 in a California nursing home after being savagely beaten two days before ... the slugger is never found
*Darla (Darla Hood) ... under "suspicious circumstances" that are never identified, dies of hepatitis in 1979
*Breezy (Kendall McComas) ... forced to retire from his position at the China Lake U.S. Naval Weapons Center, commits suicide on his 65th birthday
*Mickey (Robert Blake) ... found not guilty of the murder of his wife, found guilty by a civil jury of being responsible for the death
*Waldo (Darwood Kaye) ... killed while walking on the sidewalk by a hit-and-run driver
*Buckwheat (Billie Thomas) ... dead of a heart attack at the age of 49
*Jay R (Jay R. Smith) ... stabbed to death and left in the desert by a homeless man he had befriended
*Chubby (Norman Chaney) ... dies of a glandular disease at the age of 21
*Speck (Donald Haines) ... killed in action at the age of 23 in North Africa during WWII
*Stymie (Matthew Beard, Jr.) ... after kicking heroin, dies at the age of 56 after suffering a stroke, falling down a flight of stairs that injury his head, and then going to the hospital for his wounds and catching a fatal case of pneumonia
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